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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Why the Pros RuleWe bowling types often blame the low level of respect the culture in general holds for bowlers as athletes
on the inability of anyone to properly illustrate what it is about a great bowler that elevates his/her abilities over that
of a good league bowler (or, even worse, someone who just shows up at the lanes for disco bowling and rents shoes and a house
ball). Many blame the hard-to-describe difference between tournament and league lane conditions. Some blame the
mere fact that oil is invisible to the naked eye. And some believe that TV has done an inadequate job of explaining
these intricacies (although I do have great hope for the new PBA formats and Tom Clark’s dedication to communicating
them).
Instead of figuring out who is to blame or why, instead I’d like to take a crack at explaining what
makes the Walter Rays and Norm Dukes and Robert Smiths of the world as otherworldly at bowling as Donald Trump is at real
estate investing or Roger Federer is at tennis. As you’re reading, try to pretend that you don’t know diddly
squat about units of oil, the difference between wood, synthetic and guardian, and that a rev rate is more than just something
that shows up in that little round gauge on your car dashboard. Remember, if we can’t explain this stuff (and
quickly) to someone who doesn’t know anything about it and just happens to stumble upon a PBA telecast on ESPN, then
bowling has about as much a chance of getting respect as I have of getting a date with Jessica Alba.
To start,
we have to be able to get the idea across that great bowling is an art form. Meaning that when it is played properly
by highly skilled, highly trained professionals, it is a thing of absolute athletic beauty. Yes. Beauty.
A perfectly thrown strike is as much a thing of beauty as a 50-yard touchdown pass or a 320-yard drive down the middle of
the fairway or a perfect down-the-line forehand in tennis (especially when it’s hit by Ana Ivanovic–right guys?!).
The reason is very simple. All I have to do is take you through what goes into one perfect shot. Here goes.
Let’s say Robert Smith (I choose Robert because (A.) I know his game probably better than anyone, having bowled
against him my entire childhood and young adult life and (B.) because he’s arguably the most freakishly talented bowler
in the game today) needs one strike to win his latest PBA title. If you are a casual viewer watching on TV, this is
what you see: Robert gets up, picks up a black ball, mutters a few words under his breath, sets up on the approach,
starts walking toward the foul line, throws the ball very near the edge of the right gutter, then watches as it hooks sharply
into the pins and throws all ten of them off the deck. He exults and the crowd cheers. He gets up to “fill
out” his tenth frame bonus shots as an ESPN graphic proclaims him the champion before abruptly cutting to a commercial
with one of those inane and now milked-beyond-the-capacity-for-redemption Geico cavemen. You think, “Cool. Now,
I wonder if the Jets were able to stop Cleveland and get the ball back for a chance to score before halftime. CLICK.”
Now, in contrast, here is what happened from the standpoint of a highly trained eye: Robert gets off his chair
remembering that his last shot on the right lane almost hooked a little too much. He must decide on one of an array
of possible adjustments (which I won’t explain in detail, but trust me, they are rather complex) including more ball
speed, moving the target line (a one-inch wide line that goes down the lane from the point of release to the intended entry
point of the ball into the pins), altering the axis tilt (the spin of the ball which is manipulated at the point of release
by the position of the fingers in relation to the thumb), decreasing the amount of rotation, lofting the ball further down
the lane or, in an extreme case, changing balls to something that hooks less. Oh, and here’s the kicker, he may
decide to try two OR MORE combinations of these things. The greatest of the great are the ones who’ve been able
to pull off the combo-adjustment on a regular basis, I’m talking Don Carter, Dick Weber, Earl Anthony, Norm Duke, Walter
Ray Williams Jr. and maybe a couple more. (As a quick aside, Chris Barnes almost fits into this category but still lacks
the sheer audacity to pull it off regularly on TV...I predict that starting this year, he’s going to move into that
league and have a five-year run that will be one of the greatest in history.) Finally, once Robert decides on which course(s)
of action he will take, he then must positively reinforce the decision in his mind and incorporate the adjustment into the
execution of his delivery.
This takes us to the real meat of what makes the pros so much more gifted and talented
than even a good league bowler. The tour pro at the highest level has rehearsed these adjustments thousands and thousands
of times in practice and tournaments so that they are ingrained into the subconscious to be acted upon when the conscious
mind calls them out. On a singular shot like this, the successful player will seize on the particular adjustment in
mind as the solitary focus of the delivery, while all other aspects of the execution are placed on auto-pilot, having been
committed to memory by repeated conditioning. A once-a-week league bowler (even a good one who averages 230 on league
conditions like me) simply cannot do this (assuming, of course, we know the adjustments exist in the first place) even remotely
consistently because we do not have the repetitions and the confidence that these subtle adjustments can be executed when
called upon, let alone on a shot that could be the difference between earning a chance to continue to pursue your career for
another season and making this month’s mortgage payment to going home empty-handed with tail planted firmly between
legs.
So, for our case, let’s say Robert chooses the “more ball speed” route. He may raise
the ball slightly in his setup to induce a higher backswing and more acceleration on the downswing or simply move back a few
inches on the approach and increase the length and pace of his steps. He initiates whichever method he chooses and ultimately
reaches the moment of truth, which is, essentially, the 0.01 second that it takes for the ball to come off of his hand as
it whizzes by his ankle at more than 30 mph. Slowing this moment down (I like to think of the dodging bullets scene
in The Matrix for dramatic effect), try to envision, from directly behind, Robert’s hand in the ball at the bottom of
its swing just before it is released onto the lane with his fingers at the 7 o’clock position and the thumb at 1 o’clock.
As he releases the ball the thumb comes out first and the fingers rotate up and to the right slightly, finally coming out
simultaneously at the 12 o’clock position. Understand that if there are any slight variances (we’re talking
a matter of a degree or two) in the position of the thumb or fingers either at the point of entry into the release or as the
ball leaves his hand, there is likely to be tremendous differences in where the ball might end up 60 feet away. A good
analogy for this would be to think of a gun pointed at a target and how even a misalignment of one millimeter is magnified
to inches or even feet the further the target is away. (Incidentally, the shooting range analogy is probably the best
way to describe the difference between a league condition and a PBA condition. Simply imagine in the former that the
space in the shooting range is curved into a gravitational funnel by the bullseye so that bullets fired off line will be pulled
back to the target. On PBA conditions this rarely happens and, if and when it does, only slightly.)
That being said, a multitude of things might go wrong once the ball has left Robert’s hand. He may
have guessed wrong on how much faster he needed to throw the ball and it may sail too far to the right (oh, did I forget to
mention that his margin for error to give him a reasonable chance to strike is two inches at 60 feet?) The ball may
hook a little too late, altering his ball’s angle into the pins and causing them not to mix properly, leaving a single-pin
“tap.” Or the lanes may turn out to be hooking even more than he adjusted for and the ball may hook too
much, leaving a split. He may even have guessed everything exactly right AND executed perfectly but still leave the
solid 8-pin as Randy Pedersen once did to lose a big match back in the mid 1990’s. Or he may strike and keep his
Tour card for another year and make this month’s mortgage. The amazing thing is, more often than not, the best
players overcome these odds and get what they need in the clutch the vast majority of the time. That is what makes them
special and, I would argue, what makes the sport of bowling played at the highest level so beautiful and artful to watch.
Now, pass it on!
11:15 am edt
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