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Monday, September 22, 2008
League Night Humble PieSo after two semi-serious weeks of heavy stuff about saving the sport and helping your fellow man, how’s
about we talk some bowling?
On Tuesday, I started my first winter league since the 2000-2001 season…and
my first handicap league since…well…since I don’t remember when. The league is a five-person mixed
league with a 940 cap. I came in at 207 since I hadn’t booked in eight years, and they used my 190 summer average
from the PBA Experience league I bowled, which was adjusted for inflation. And after bowling on the assorted razor’s
edge lane conditions they call the PBA Experience, I figured I was good for at least 750 on the “Great Wall of China”
league shot I was licking my chops to see the first night.
I walked into the center like Dr. Manhattan walking
into a knife fight, except without the blue paint, the nakedness and the little hydrogen atom logo tattooed on my forehead
(If you don’t know who Dr. Manhattan is, he’s only the coolest superhero ever! And you need to jump on this
link right now to check out a movie trailer featuring his character that will be appearing in theaters March 2009…OK, I’m
also a comic book geek in addition to being a bowling geek.)
Everything went according to my evil plan for pin
destruction through practice and the first four frames. Nothing but X after X…about ten in a row, in all.
In the fifth, I sensed a transition coming on and moved two left after going high flush, high flush in the third and fourth.
I made what I thought was a decent shot and was greeted curtly with a nice little double pinochle. I jumped two more
left on the next shot and left a two pin, spared it and then stayed there on the next two shots with slightly softer ball
speed and rung two ten pins. After missing both of those (practice spares, much?), I struck in the ninth and then followed
that up with another good shot in the tenth, which just so happened to jump even more for a 3-6-7-10. I plucked the
3-6-10 out of that baby to post a smooth little 177 in the opening game.
After that I started
drinking. (In case you’ve never seen how that usually works for me, click on the link to this episode of Let’s Go Bowling and check out “The Effects of Alcohol on Bowling Performance” clip).
One Corona in Game Two loosened up the old swing a bit and I continued jumping four boards left every three frames, trading
ringing tens and strikes until a bit of laziness caused me to stay put in the tenth and caused my ball to jump through the
schnoz-ola for a game-ending split and a 191 score. To add insult to injury, I was bowling on the pair next to a young
lady who happened to be my first real girlfriend back when I was a teenager and whom I haven’t seen in about 15 years,
and she told me, “Hey, you bowl just like you did back when you were 15, except you’re not as good!”
Ouch.
In Game Three I downed one more la cerveza mas fina and continued to not carry while moving massive amounts
left (20 boards in all over the course of the evening). I did manage to catch a late turkey before limping over the
finish line with a 202 for a tidy little three game score of 570…which is, hey! Just what I averaged in my PBA Experience
league! Sweet!
The moral of the story? Besides making sure not to show up in the event that
your former girlfriend will be paired right next to you…the word of the day is humility. The pins don’t
care if you booked 225 as a 15-year old or won the state championship last week or have 45 career 300 games. They don’t
care what you look like, what you throw it like or what you did in practice earlier that day. If you don’t treat
every single time out on the lanes with the respect and attention it deserves, you will not get the results you’re looking
for. Hey, I still expect to average 230 in this league when all is said and done, but I’m certainly not going
to do it by taking things for granted…I’m definitely going to have to work for it.
2:02 pm edt
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LIVIN' THE DREAM:
How
to get what you want, find true meaning and save the world by bowling!
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR
Q:
What is the book about?
A: The book is about how the valuable
lessons I learned through my lifelong involvement in bowling saved my life and transformed me from an unhappy cynic into a
blissfully happy optimist.
Q: What made you decide to write it?
A: I had been out of the bowling industry for about two years and I had hit a very low point in my attitude about
life. Through the help of a family member, I was able to rediscover the important lessons about success, spirituality and
connecting with others. I was so excited about this transformation that I decided to write a book that attempts to detail
the metamorphosis while outlining the important lessons I remembered.
Q: How is this
book different from other self-help books?
A: The book is different in a number
of ways. First, I am a very unlikely person to have written a self-help book. If you had known me before I'd written the book,
you'd know precisely what I mean. But that fact alone reveals how strongly I felt about writing it, because I knew that if
I could change for the better, then I felt anyone could do it and that there was a good chance that I could help a lot of
people by describing the process and arranging the pieces in a way that could be easily understood.
The
other key point of difference is the way the book is arranged. The story is structured into three parts, The Method, Some
Cool Tricks and For the Hard-Core Cynics, each of which contain the important lessons I wanted to share. Every chapter is
also broken up with a narrative of my personal story, told for the purpose of detailing my amazing attitude transformation.
It begins with the extremely low point when others felt the need to reach out to help me to remember the important things
in life and goes on to detail the many people that helped me to learn the most important life lessons, including: my childhood
friend Robert Smith, my father (a former President of Disneyland International), PBA Chairman Chris Peters and former PBA
CEO Steve Miller.
Q: Is the book as funny as your blogs?
A: Yes! But there is also a serious side too.
Q: How is your book different from
something like The Secret?
A: My book is similar to The Secret
in that it proposes a method for success, but it is different in a number of ways. First, it is a bit more practical when
it comes to outlining the method for achieving success. The Secret comes very close to describing a similar method
for success in its "Ask, Believe, Receive" mantra. In my book, the first two of these elements ("Ask"
and "Believe") are integral (although I call them "Dream" and "Self-Belief"), but I believe
there has to be some proactive work done to achieve the goal. I call it hard work (which turns a lot of people off, of course)
but to use the model of The Secret, you would simply replace the word "Receive" with "Retrieve."
The best part of all this (and the good news for the folks who don't want to have to work hard) is that once you decide on
what you want and then you begin to believe you can get it, the work is no longer hard, but becomes a fun activity that fills
your days with joy and purpose.
Second, my book spends a significant amount of time discussing
how to deal with your success once you've attained it (and that conducting yourself in this manner before
you reach your goals will actually help you get there even faster). Probably the best way to describe my
book is that it's a cross between The Secret and the late Randy Pausch's book, The Last Lecture.
But I also quote a number of more research-driven books like Malcolm Gladwell's Blink, Sam Harris' The
End of Faith and Steven Pinker's The Blank Slate to help me make my point.
Q: Do you have to be a bowler to like this book?
A: Absolutely
not! Bowling obviously plays a major role (although it really serves more as the setting rather than as the primary focal
point) because of my involvement with the sport my whole life. But the lessons bowling taught me are lessons I could have
learned if I had chosen to be a golfer or a doctor or a writer (oops, I guess that one's a bad example now). My hope is that
the book will find its way into the hands of people who don't bowl and that these people will come away with a new appreciation
for bowlers and the sport of bowling.
Q: What is your goal with the book?
A: That is a simple one. To help as many people as possible to experience the gift of embracing an optimistic way
of life and to help them reap its many rewards.