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Saturday, January 12, 2008
How Good Is Wes?Wes Mallott made yet another show this week, this time as the only right-hander in the field. When
I read that he was going for just his third PBA Tour title, I was more than a little surprised. Sunday marks Mallott's 15th career show, which means he's only three behind Tommy Jones for his career, yet
TJ has nine more titles than "The Kracken." When I think back to all of the times Mallott's been on the
show, I can't remember thinking of more than a couple times when he wasn't impressive or at least solid. He's
definitely a guy I would not want to run into in the "dark alleys" of the PBA Tour telecast. Yet there's
only those two wins. He's averaging around 230 on TV, but he has a losing record.
So what do you attribute the discrepancy in titles between TJ and The Kracken? My theory is that its mostly luck, a
little bit TJ being more clutch on TV and the rest you can chalk up to Jones's aura of invincibility on TV - which makes
his opponents squeeze just that little bit extra. I'll be surprised if Mallott
doesn't get to 15 wins before he's through. Maybe more. He's so darn good at getting through qualifying
and match play...and so calm and compfortable on TV that you can't assume that his luck isn't going to turn around
soon. Plus his ball hitting the pins on TV is like watching the thrill of victory (the ball) and the agony of defeat
(the pins) all at the same time. Till tomorrow! Jason
11:59 am est
Friday, January 11, 2008
Where Do You Come Up With This *&@^%!One of the questions people ask me a lot these days is "Where did you come up with the idea for that?"
This is kind of a hard question to answer of course, considering that A) I don't know and B) I'm not very smart. As far as the blog goes, sometimes I'll have a topic ready to go in my head and just go ahead and write it.
Other times I'll just sit down at the computer, spend a minute or two thinking and then the first thought that pops in
my head I'll just go with and try to spin it in the general direction of bowling...(like today's). I never want the content to be stale and its always important to write something that is a little different
than what you might be able to get in other places, while still retaining some relevance to what is happening in the here
and now...(unlike today's). Interestingly enough, one of the concerns I initially
had when I started doing Let's Go Bowling was that we would run out of material. I quickly found out that would
never happen after sitting down with my writing partner for about an hour and brainstorming enough ideas for about 10 episodes
(we only ended up making six). In fact, we discovered a very easy formula for coming up with the ideas. You either
started off with a bowling-related topic and then figured out a real-world spin for it (like The Celebrity Tips of the Week
mostly were), or took a real-world topic and put a bowling spin on it (To Catch a Bowler). The nice thing about the
formula was that it not only made the sketches funny for bowlers, but also allowed non-bowlers to get it as well. The most important thing though is to embrace your inner jackass. You have to let yourself "go there"
in order for the ideas to come out as funny as they can possibly be. Sometimes, the ideas we came up with didn't
work or only worked halfway. In those cases we would put them on the shelf and come back to them later when we figured
out a new way to execute them. I'd love to hear you guys out there try
this and then share some of your ideas with me to possibly use on the site. I know from being involved in the bowling
industry that there are so many great ideas from fans that are never used, which I believe is a mistake. I think the
main reason this process is shunned is because to get a good idea you have to weed through a lot of stinkers, but using the
approach that even a seemingly unusable idea contains some of the ingredients of a hit results in the premise that almost
any idea that is shared has value. Send your ideas to: jason@jasonthomasbowling.com.
I can't wait to hear them! Till tomorrow! Jackass (I mean Jason!)
11:50 am est
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
The LingoYesterday I attended a production meeting for a new TV project I'm working on
(non-bowling related) and a few of the guys I had the pleasure to meet were experienced camera operators who have worked on
numerous films and popular television shows. On this particular project, my company is providing the majority of the production equipment and post-production
services (editing, sound mixing, etc.), while the other group is providing the production expertise on set. They began
their talk by asking me all these questions about my equipment, except I could barely understand a word they said. They
started asking me if I had all these things that I'd never heard of, and after about five instances of me asking, "what's
a baby plate?" or "stinger? Isn't that something on the back end of a bee that you want to avoid?"
they gave up and started using laymen's terms. (Turns out a stinger's an extension cord. A baby plate is a small
platform with a post that allows you to mount a light on a flat surface...just in case you gave a crap). Any rate, the discussion made me think of all
the cool terms that we bowlers use to describe our sport. Especially at the professional level, where the names get
really crazy. In fact, I bet a lot of you decent league bowlers out there with no experience bowling at the pro level
may even have a hard time understanding some of the colorful lingo the pros use to describe how a particular tournament outing
went. Now I'm probably several years behind on my lingo, but I'll bet that even I might be
able to stump some of you with the following description of a three-game league set. See if you can figure out what
I shot from the following description and e-mail me at jason@jasonthomasbowling.com if you have the answer. I start off going swish 7-10 and then follow
that with a four-bagger. Then it started checking early and I went big four flag it, 4-9 shoot it. Then I jumped
four left and punched. Kept going till the fifth and went ring ten whiff, then a double wash (bad pitch) make it, bucket,
chop it, 2-8-10. Went to more surface and punched again. Last game I started turkey, stone nine, turkey, picket
fence (bad pitch again) wally, wally, wally, nine on the fill. Still caught four brackets for the night! Till tomorrow! Jason
10:23 pm est
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
To Bracket or Not To BracketMy friend and golfing stud Kevin called me today and told me about his misadventures in league last night
- specifically how he shot 167 the first game and went out early in all eight of his brackets. This wouldn't have
been that big a loss, except that he ended up shooting two-seventy-something, two-forty-something his last two games, which
means he probably would have cleaned up with a decent first game.
I can personally feel his pain. I remember
one time leading the league with an 801 three-game set one night and losing all twenty brackets I was in (so what if I shot
202 the second game?) After that experience, I stopped entering.
When I was with the PBA I distinctly remember
the debate over allowing brackets to become a part of the regional tournaments. I remember not having much of an opinion
on the subject. I felt like if people wanted to enter the brackets and it made them more likely to want to come out
and bowl the tournaments then it was fine with me. But I'm still not a fan of them and here's why.
One thing I notice about people who enter brackets is that they seem to be distracted after (and even during) each game
checking on whether or not they advanced and end up paying more attention to that, or to what their opponent is shooting,
than to their own game. I know for myself personally, I have enough trouble keeping my Vern Troyer-sized-brain focused
on making good shots without a lot of extra noise messing it up for me.
The funny thing I found out later was
that once I stopped entering brackets, I won way more of them. How? When another bowler in the league found out
I had stopped entering, he entered them for me and was making a killing! Lo and behold, as soon as I tried entering
myself once again, I was a big loser, just like before.
Bottom line? If you're going to enter brackets,
give 'em your money, forget about it, bowl your three games and then (hopefully) collect at the end of the day.
Till tomorrow!
Jason
10:44 pm est
Monday, January 7, 2008
The ComebackOne of the most popular blog entries I've written was the one about my misadventures bowling a local six-gamer
a few weeks back. Fans seemed to take a certain sick pleasure in hearing the tale of how I was up, down, up and then
down again over the course of six games of bowling in my first competitive endeavor in three years.
So because
of that, I've decided to make a comeback to PBA Regional action, starting with the February 15 PBA West Region Del Rosa
Lanes Ebonite Open in San Bernardino (try saying that fast three times). Over the next five weeks leading up to the
event, I plan to provide a weekly update detailing my progress, including equipment updates, practice results and
a physical fitness regimen. Then, I plan to record my participation in the event on film (assuming I receive permission
from the PBA to do so) to post on the site for your enjoyment.
Since I "retired" from PBA competition
back in the late 1990's one of my biggest regrets was that I was never able to win a PBA Regional title. I came
close a couple of times, with a high finish of second place, but I was never able to capture a win and get my own beautiful
PBA Champion's Banner. I don't expect to win when I step out on the lanes in five weeks but I'm going to
do my darndest to give it my best effort toward that goal. If I don't win, then my seconary goal is to avoid complete
embarrassment, which, when I think about it, is probably as equally likely a scenario as the former.
When all is
said and done, I hope that it will at least accomplish the goal of illustrating the amount of work it takes to compete at
just the regional level (let alone the Tour level with the "big boys", and "girls")...but also that the
work is incredibly fun, rewarding, and worthwhile at the same time. I look forward to the challenge and would also love
to hear your feedback and your own stories of training and competing as well. In fact, send them to jason@jasonthomasbowling.com and I'll even create a special page on the site to display them.
Till tomorrow! Jason
2:33 pm est
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Better Late Than NeverYou gotta love computers. I just spent the majority of my day reinstalling my operating system because
I contracted a lovely computer virus, but at least I had time to squeeze in watching the show from Reno.
I thought it was quite an interesting one, too. Danny Wiseman in a green flame shirt, Ryan Shafer making it
back to TV and still his same wry, self-depracating self, PA getting a little payback for his "at least I make my spares"
quip earlier in the season by missing one that "nobody ever misses," and TJ sticking it in my face for declaring
he was officially in a slump just two weeks ago. Glad to see that the show is back. I'm really looking forward
to the back-heavy second half with its three majors, new gimmicks and, oh yeah, the competition.
Well, sorry to keep it short today, but I wanted to at least get something up on the site.
I promise to write more tomorrow...my wife's barking at me to get the kids ready so off to dinner with the family!
Till tomorrow! Jason
7:42 pm est
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